LISTEN very carefully I shall say this only once - Herr Flick, Helga, Rene and Edith are back this autumn!

Everyone's favourite Second World War BBC series about priceless artworks hidden in sausages returns in November, when the Colwyn Abbey Players bring 'Allo 'Allo! to the Theatr Colwyn stage.

Fittingly, part of the beloved BBC show's charm was a certain 'am dram' feel, making it ripe for the the troupe to bring to life once again for the stage.

Written by original creators Jeremy Lloyd and David Croft especially for a stage production, witness a new unseen episode or two with all the familiar characters and yes, of course, there is The Fallen Madonna With The Big Boobies!

Say "God Moaning" to the Abbey Players at Theatr Colwyn for three nights from Thursday, November 14 at 7.30pm, with a further 2.30pm matinée on Saturday 16.

Tickets are £13 for evening showings, and £`10 for the matinee, available from or by calling the box office on 01492 556677.